May 2013
beifag:
k1mkardashian:
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
LOL
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
It's always fun imagining a future with someone
harisonthehuman:
You think of everything you’re gonna do with that person. And it makes you happy at one point. But when you realize that there’s a slight chance that it’s not gonna happen. It’s a bummer
What Happened to Dating?
ailarafaellelopez:
What happened to guys asking girls on dates instead of sending a relationship request on Facebook? Carrying her books to class instead of just pushing by her. What about writing her letters instead of waiting on a text message? The unexpected flowers and gifts instead of and Instagram shout out.
praying:
cute boys only exist to cause pain
snazziest:
It’s all fun and games until u send ;) instead of :)
Tattoos and piercings shouldn't jeopardize your...
whoisjohnocallaghan:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
Watchcrystalthepanda:
lifehasnoscript:
FUCK THIS SHIT WHY AM I STILL SINGLE UGHHH
can i hab? ;-;
